Beer Koozie (Black or Blue)

Description

Picture this: you’re front row for P(x3). The boys take the stage, with shimmers in their eyes and grins upon their faces. The audience gathers, there’s anticipation in the air. Rob counts the band in… 1, 2, 3, 4: WHAM! Isaac hits a low note, and the subwoofers shake so hard the walls begin to crack. You have an out of body experience. You see the entire venue from above, looking down on the maelstrom of music as the band ramps up to full speed. You regain lucidity, but only for a moment, before getting shot out of a cannon and blasted into the 5th dimension faster than the speed of light. Hang on! In this dimension, there is no space, and there is no time. There is only infinite now. Your ego melts away as you soar through the cosmos in a state of bliss, experiencing the infinite as a collage of sound and color. You hope the pleasure never ends, but then it hits you: WHAM! You snap back to reality and gather yourself just in time to hear Isaac say, “thanks ya’ll, and goodnight!” The crowd is going wild. “Where was I, how long was I gone?” you ask no one in particular. There are more questions than there are answers. You look down at your hands. You’ve been clutching a beer the whole time and it’s gone warm. Gross. Don’t let this happen to you! Protect your adult beverage from the hazards of P(x3)-induced inter-dimensional space travel with an official P(x3) beer koozie. Available in black or blue.